Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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