I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
