He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
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