i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
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