There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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