My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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