Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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