Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Randomize
