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Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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