I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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