this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
The beer is more important than you right now.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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