i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I cut my penus on the lid.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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