3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
where am i from again
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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