How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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