so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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