This girl is more easily done than said...
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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