Non-Jews are for practice
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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