i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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