I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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