You're completely useless in the revolution.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
My vagina is very pro this idea
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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