Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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