I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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