He kissed a someone with a penis
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
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