i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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