The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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