How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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