Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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