i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
