my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
i drank out of a bidet.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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