I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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