she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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