I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
So many bounce houses so little time
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
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