I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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