I need help removing her.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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