3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Are we still banned from the library?
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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