just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I woke up under a house in Key West
Randomize
