: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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