We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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