Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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