The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
this will be a night to untag.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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