Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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