god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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