it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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