I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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