Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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