But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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