How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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