The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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