it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
this just has baby written all over it
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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