Bisexual people are plain selfish.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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